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January 12, 2019
January 12, 2019
if you ask for spiritual help from someone - advice, ritual, divination, what have you - and the answer includes anything fishy along the lines of “your medication is clouding your vision” or “to find an answer we might need a more… intimate ritual” or “I will help you but I need you to focus on me and not your other friends” or anything, anything giving off the vibe of manipulation or grooming, you have the right given by all the old gods and shadows roaming this earth to devour said person, gnaw on their bones, and spit on their entire bloodline.
(via epic-planar-power)
January 11, 2019
games done quick
institute-for-thermal-research:
runner whispering: I saved two frames.
commentator: FRAME HYYPE
audience: clapping
chat: Kappa// FrankerZ//
donation reader: Hey SGDQ. Love to see Glover, a favorite from my childhood being runned. Recently I learned my 4th grade teacher passed from cancer, here’s $200. Please kill the animals.
(Source: durbikins, via wariofan63)
January 11, 2019
Just some ADHD moods:
- i have never done anything in my life and im not starting now
- everyone hates me because of this One Thing I Said/Did
- WHY AM I NOT DOING ANYTHING
- i am playing my favorite game in the world and im still FUcking BORED
- EXXXXCCCCCIIIIIIITTTTEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- this is all im talking about for the next ten hours whether you like it or not
- this is all im THINKING about for the next ten hours whether i like it or not
- Why Don’t I Have Anything To Chew On
- I LIKE MAKING NOISE!!!!
- if anyone says anything im going to kill them
- time to shake
- i heard or made a weird sound and now it is echoing through my head please make it stop
- i have done………. nothing all day i wish for death
- I WANNA DO SOMETHING STUPID
- if i dont do this now im never going to do it *spends 30 hours hyperfocused on it*
- if i dont do this now im never going to do it *doesnt do it*
- its been 16 hours and i havent eaten and im not hungry
- its been 3 minutes since i ate and i want SO MCUH MORE
- all i want is CAFFEINE
- *gets a drink* *doesnt drink it*
- this sensation is bad and i will wash my hands until it goes away
- if i didnt have adhd, i would be too powerful
- if i didnt have adhd, maybe i would be able to do this
- why did i SAY THAT i want to SHOVE MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH NOW
- im never speaking again
- DONT!! YELL!! AT!! ME!!! I’LL DIE!!!!!
- i dont like this person because 6 years ago they said my hyperfixation was dumb
- WHY!! DO I!! CARE!! SO!! MUCH!!
- why am i crying
- why am i NOT crying
- sorry im really happy and excited and i know you’re sad but im very happy and i have forgotten how to be sympathetic
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January 10, 2019
January 10, 2019
![victoriousvocabulary:
“ LUCIFEROUS
[adjective]
1. Literal: bringing or giving light.
2. Figurative: mentally illuminating; providing insight.
Etymology: from Latin lūcifer, “light bringer”.
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Original: Kokabiel, the Burning Light by Peter...](https://66.media.tumblr.com/e1834b448760217c1f89c0ff5c514c51/tumblr_pka8gvsZKC1r47bczo1_640.jpg)
LUCIFEROUS
[adjective]
1. Literal: bringing or giving light.
2. Figurative: mentally illuminating; providing insight.
Etymology: from Latin lūcifer, “light bringer”.
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Original: Kokabiel, the Burning Lightby Peter Mohrbacher
January 10, 2019
Today I overheard a girl say “ I feel discriminated against as a vampire” and like number one big mood, number two what???
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January 9, 2019
January 9, 2019
I EARNED this back in the 90’s when 57th place ribbons ACTUALLY MEANT something. Now they just give them to everybody.
(Source: reasonsmysoniscrying, via samalsoblogs)
January 9, 2019
January 9, 2019
hey fun fact: I’m a real cutie (who is bad at taking photos)
January 8, 2019
Free worldbuilding idea:
Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.
“Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don’t trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.”
“Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston’s Divine Circle of Teleportation. There’s some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It’s way safer.”
“I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? ‘Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles’? That’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don’t even interact with each other.”
“I’ve been looking at this scroll all morning and I’m 90% sure that the scribe didn’t even look at the standard for pyromancies.”
“Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you fuck up this time?”
*indistinct vocals*
“Dave, I’ve seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support.”
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January 8, 2019
I don’t care abt overed watch but u bet I’m about make fun of straight men for crying about soldier 76 being gay
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January 7, 2019
I wanna do a version that’s not a tiny sketchbook doodle cause he’s 230 & I love him but THE IMPORTANT THING IS
January 7, 2019
move over superwholock theres a new fandom in town
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